What was that sound you ask? Oh no, Chad Henne's retractable adamantium boner is here, and it's ready for love! Run for your life as Chad Henne Presents Chad Henne's Luscious Lady of the Week!!!
This Week:
Eva Mendes
Where You've Seen Her, Besides Wet Dreams:
Training Day, The Spirit, Bad Lieutenant
Rating:
4.5/5 Retractable Adamantium Boners
Yo, you can see her butt in that picture. Like basically the whole thing. BUT IT IS NOT THE WHOLE THING AND THIS ENRAGES CHAD! For this she will be docked 0.5 Retractable Adamantium Boners. Other than that, though, hot as hell, talented, dare I even say it, Chad-worthy. He'll cook Chad Henne's Steak and Potatoes for you for the rest of your life! It's time for you to ditch that Peruvian director you're banging and come be with a real man, a man who throws 300 yard touchdown passes* like it don't mean shit!
*Chad throws it all the way outside the stadium to Ted Ginn, and then makes Ginn get him a Coke at the concession as he runs back in to the endzone
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