Monday Week 6 -- All About Chad

I probably should have seen this coming, Chad. We've had a rocky working relationship in the past. And you're a huge dick. I should have seen this betrayal coming.



No matter. I can be the bigger man. Not penis-wise, for that is obviously impossible when discussing Chad Henne's robodick, but morally.

Let me tell you some things you don't know about Chad.

1) Chad Henne once ejaculated for 5 hours straight. When he was done, the water level of Lake Erie had gone down several feet.

2) When bored, Chad Henne swings through the trees of the Amazon rainforest on his prehensile penis and kills jaguars by flexing them in his abs.

3) Upon hearing the news of his signing, Chad Henne gave Karlos Dansby a jubilant high five. The whereabouts of Dansby's arm remain unknown.

4) Chad Henne likes his coffee like he likes his women: black, and with double-D tits.

5) Chad Henne graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with a Punching major. He minored in butt fucking.