What was that sound you ask? Chad Henne's Microsoft Hearts Network queen of spades dick just got dumped on the second trick! Time to pathetically try to shoot the moon as Chad Henne Presents Chad Henne's Luscious Lady of the Week!!!
This Week:
Keira Knightley
Where You've Seen Her, Besides Wet Dreams:
Pirates of the Carribbean, Atonement
Rating:
4/5 Microsoft Hearts Network queen of spades dick
OK, let's get something out of the way to begin with: Chad Henne's childhood sweetheart Keira Knightley is almost unreasonably hot. She somehow makes an English accent sexy, and she's the second highest paid actress in Hollywood. This can allow Chad to fulfill his wish of being a stay-at-home dad who only speaks Esperanto with his children! And speaking of children, finally, one of these sexy ladies who isn't married. Sure, she's romantically involved with some dick, but he's named Rupert, so he's obviously a pussy. Pussies who get in the way of what Chad wants have a nasty habit of turning up dead. Cause of death: feet stuck up their asses. HOWEVER THERE IS SOMETHING THAT HAS RAISED CHAD'S PIQUE! For all of her hotness, Keira Knightley does not have big old boobs! ARRRGGGGHHHHHH! Chad likes his ladies like he likes his chocolate pudding: thick. And brown, but that's another story all together.
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