In recent Chad Henne related news, the Dolphins continue to fail to get anything resembling a No. 1 wideout. This means all of you fantasy Chad Henne owners should be excited, because being forced to throw to himself should really improve Chad's already excellent fantasy numbers.
Anyway, let me tell you some things you don't know about Chad.
1) A Terminator was once sent back in time to kill Chad Henne, only to make the disturbing realization that Chad was actually sent back in time to kill the Terminator. He wept at the cruelty of fate just before Chad punched his head off.
2) Contrary to popular myth, only Chad Henne can prevent forest fires. You haven't got a shot in the world.
3) Yes, Sheryl Crow: Chad Henne is strong enough to be your man.
4) Chad Henne got peanut butter in your chocolate. He then took a shit in it. Now stop being a bitch and eat up.
5) Though he has developed a contingency plan to kill any member of the Justice League, Batman has yet to determine a plan of action if Chad Henne goes rogue, save for shitting his pants.
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