SPECIAL 50TH BLOGIVERSARY CELEBRATION!

Readers, Chad-SPEAKS has officially reached 50 posts. I couldn't have done it without me! But now, you all know what that means. TIME TO BLOW THE MOTHERFUCKING ROOF OFF THE MOTHERFUCKER! 50TH BLOGIVERSARY PARTY, WOO!!!

GRAB YOUR NOISEMAKERS!



GRAB YOUR LIGHT BEER!



GRAB YOUR CLAMATO!



GRAB YOUR VIALS OF COCAINE!



GRAB YOUR VAN PIMPED TO LOOK LIKE THE MYSTERY MACHINE!



GRAB YOUR BATHING CHIMPANZEE!



GRAB YOUR PROSTITUTES!



GRAB YOUR UGLI FRUIT!



GRAB YOUR TOM CRUISE'S KID!



GRAB ALL OF THESE THINGS, BECAUSE WE ARE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS! WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING PARTY LIKE THIS IS THE LAST PARTY ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!

And it will be. Until the 100th blogiversary, that is.