What was that sound you ask? Chad Henne's Blue Swede boner is one typo away from being a much better song! Don't you step on it as Chad Henne Presents Chad Henne's Luscious Lady of the DAY!!!
Today:
Summer Glau
Where You've Seen Her, Besides Wet Dreams:
Firefly, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Rating:
4/5 Blue Swede boners
Summer Glau is smoking hot, and EVERYONE KNOWS HOW I FEEL ABOUT LADIES WITH SEASONS AS THEIR NAMES! I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SPRING BYINGTON!
Hm. Or maybe not.
Anyway, I digress! Summer Glau used to dance ballet, which means she's probably flexible, which means she can probably handle all of my Chad Henne sex moves. That's a major plus. And while she may never win an Academy Award, that's only because the academy doesn't give awards on the basis of hotness. BUT I INTEND TO CHANGE THAT SOONER THAN YOU THINK, YOU CONSERVATIVE, SUIT-WEARING, INSIDE-THE-BOX-THINKING ACADEMY MOTHERFUCKERS! So, Summer, when you win the 2017 award for Best Supporting Hot Chick Who Made a Kind of Crappy Movie More Enjoyable and Bonerific, you'll know who to thank.
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