What was that sound you ask? That's right, it was the sound of Chad Henne's boner (he calls it "The Hanging Chad"). Thursday sucks. Everybody knows it. It's just as sucky as Wednesday, or, as working class and collegiate America knows it, hump day, but without the added benefit of being able to say something as completely giggletits (adj. synonym for hilarious, invented by Chad) as hump day. HUMP day. Like humping something!
Sometimes Chad feels down on Thursdays too. That's right, it even affects him. But when the dog bites/bee stings/he's feeling bad, he simply remembers his favorite things. And Chad's favorite things are composed of 99% hot chicks, and 1% Hennessy cognac, because it has his name in it, and that shit is class. We try to return optimism to your Thursday existence at Chad-SPEAKS with the Thursday feature: Chad Henne Presents Chad Henne's Luscious Lady of the Week!!!
This Week:
Olivia Wilde
Where You've Seen Her, Besides Wet Dreams:
The O.C., House MD
Rating:
4.5/5 Hanging Chads
Gorgeous, intense green eyes. Sexy voice. Great body, especially for you Keira Knightley skinny chick enthusiasts, unlike Chad. Also: HER BIRTH NAME IS COCKBURN. Seriously. That sounds like a dangerous chick, and danger is hot. She only loses 1/2 a Chad for being married, and for her character on House kind of sucking right now. But Chad blames that on the writers, and not Ms. Wilde. SHE'S A BABE! SCHWING!
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