Monday Week 2 - All About Chad

Yesterday, we learned a bit more about Chad. Specifically, that he is mean to his most diehard fans. A real doodyhead.



Look at that face. What a bastard.

Anyway, it's Monday again, so it's time to go on an educational quest. Maybe if I do him justice this time, Chad will forgive me.

Let me tell you some things you don't know about Chad.

1) Chad Henne once ate a competitive eater eating a 4 pound burrito.

2) Chad Henne once snuck into your room late, late at night, caressed your hair lovingly, and kissed a deadly secret on your lips. You don't remember a thing, but you haven't felt whole since, and you just don't know why.

3) Chad Henne once sucked a man's penis just so that, when he was done, he could slap him in the face and say "Dude, you're gay."

4) Heidi Klum once met Chad Henne. Now, every day in the shower, she whispers softly to herself "Heidi Henne".

5) Chad Henne is a registered organ donor. You know which organ I'm talking about.