What was that sound, you ask? Chad Henne's Tutti Frutti boner is getting all rooty (wikipedia it, trust me)! Rock to the east--AFC East, that is--as Chad Henne Presents Chad Henne's Luscious Lady of the DAY!!!
Today:
Shandi Finnessey
Where You've Seen Her, Besides Wet Dreams:
Miss America, Co-Hosting GSN's "Lingo"
Rating:
4.5/5 Tutti Frutti boners
Readers, Chad Henne here. Today I had a momentary crisis. Is it sexist of me to post pictures on my blog of women I have intercoursed between 2 and 3 times, inclusive, and then rate them on some arbitrary scale based on my erect penis? Is it chauvinistic? Does it set back the cause of feminism, a cause I readily embrace because females have boobs? I was really stuck in a rut, and not in the sense I usually mean when I use the term stuck in a rut, which is that I was having some sex. Luckily, later on in the evening I looked at porn for a few hours, and decided that what I do is important. American. CHADTACULAR! I was spiritually ready to continue writing my blog entry for the day.
But I digress. HAHAHA, WHEW, WHERE WAS I? Sounded like I was sharing my innermost feelings with you, and everybody knows that's gay. HAHAHA!
Anyway, Shandi is undeniably the most bangable game show co-hostess since Vanna White. You may ask, Chad, isn't that an odd niche to fill? Well thanks for asking, but it was actually a lovely niche, and yes, I did fill it, you horny bastards. She loses 0.5 Tutti Frutti boners for no good reason, just so I can keep you shit-shovelers on your toes.
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